Friday, May 25, 2012

The Return Of The Drunken Q&A!

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Got the house to myself for the night and I'm spending it whacking back a few beers and sitting on the computer, so I figured now was as good a time as any for another little drunken Q&A.  I posted a call for questions over on the Freddy In Space Facebook page a couple hours ago, so let's see what you folks have come up with!
 
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That sounds like a divine triple threat to me.  When are you gonna invite me over for one of these, Elliot?
 
If I had to pick my own triple feature of similarly themed flicks, I'd have to go with a little cabin in the woods night; Friday Part 4, Cabin Fever and of course, The Cabin In The Woods.  Optimally, this would be enjoyed while pounding beers, in a cabin, in the woods.  Either that or a kids vs evil triple feature, with The Gate, The Monster Squad and Joe Dante's The Hole (has ANYONE seen that movie yet?!).

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Only if you PROMise to put out, James.  Now everyone go pick up the Prom Night 2 shirt James is speaking of from Fright Rags!!  I just drunk dialed Mary Lou's number.  And it's totally in service.
 
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Cuddle up on the couch with Adam Green's Frozen, would be my advice! 
 
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This is a great fucking question.  So great in fact that I don't think I even have an answer.  Totally lame, I know.  Let me think about that one though.
 
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Yep, it does suck.  Here's the thing about Bruce.  He's an incredible actor, when he's got good material.  But he seems to keep wanting to do these lame movies that he comes up with and writes.  Hell, I talked with Don Coscarelli (name drop!) at a convention a few years back and he told me Bruce didn't want to do Bubba Ho-Tep 2, because he wanted to continue making his own little movies.  Shit like Screaming Brain and My Name Is Bruce.  I guess if he's happy doing that stuff, more power to him.  But he proved with Bubba Ho-Tep that he's got serious chops, and I wish he'd do more stuff like that.  Back to My Name Is Bruce for a second.  That movie frustrates me so much.  Such a brilliant idea, and yet so poorly executed.  There's absolutely no reason that movie shouldn't be awesome and yet, it's just not.
 
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That line from Shark Attack 3 : Megalodon about eating pussy comes immediately to mind.  Aside from that, the 69'ing scene from History Of Violence always makes me feel awkward whenever I watch it with someone else in the room.
 
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Probably Anthony Perkins.  And I'd ask him to please wear a rubber, so we could all continue having him in our lives for as long as possible.  But seriously.  That's a serious question and it deserves a serious answer.  So I'd have to go with Bela Lugosi.  I'd ask him what he thought of Martin Landau's performance in Ed Wood, and how much of the characterization was true to life.  And then we'd do hard drugs together.

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Oh, hello again Sarah!  Since I'm comfortable with my sexuality, I can comfortably answer this question.  And my answer would have to be Bill Moseley.  Something about that dude is just sexy, whether he's got a big thick beard or he's clean shaven, or even if he's got his exposed brain nestled inside a fishbowl atop his head (oh snap, Silent Night, Deadly Night 3 reference!).  Is it just me, ladies?!
 
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I actually prefer Freddy when he's comical, but I'd have to go with the original on this one.  He was fairly dark in New Nightmare too, though I didn't dig that trench coat or boney hand/glove all that much.  Totally appreciate that movie these days though, a lot moreso than I did when I was younger.  I really like that very brief bit in Freddy vs Jason where Freddy burst out of the water, looking like a creepy ass devil, and was super mad and evil.  Kinda wish there was more of that in there because that was so badass.
 
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Asking a horror fan for their favorite Kurt Russell movie is a bit like asking a horror fan what horror movie has the best practical effects of all time; the answer to both is always The Thing!!
 
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Good question.  It's a bit of a tough one to answer though, because I can state cases for both sides of the story here.  I've seen countless occasions where washed up horror stars are put into movies because the people making them know they can not only get them, but also because they know that having a known name attached to their shitty movie will get a few people to see it.  Hell I even talked to Stu Charno (name drop #2!) at a convention about this, over a couple Blue Moon's, and he admitted that he knows some filmmakers only want him to be in their movies because he was in a Friday The 13th flick.  He seemed kinda sad about it too.

On the other side of the coin though, people with talent like Rob Zombie & Adam Green put folks like Sid Haig & Tony Todd into their movies because of their talents, rather than their star power, which is awesome to see.  It's situations like those, where true fans of these guys put them into their movies, where those actors actually get solid acting work, rather than just being used to slap their name on the DVD cover.  With guys like Zombie & Green, they're getting to direct some of their childhood heroes, so that's really cool for them and also for us, because there's that respect level there where they want to give them the best material they can.
 
So it really depends on the movie/filmmaker.  Sometimes these guys are put in for good reasons, other times they're just being used to make money.
 
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 Scariest one for me is the slaughterhouse with Leatherface.  No one quite scares me like Leatherface does.  And I've always had a serious fear of getting murdered with a chainsaw.  Not a fun way to go.  As for which I think I could survive, I could totally outrun the Tall Man and his old balls.

Big thanks to everyone who asked questions, sorry I couldn't answer them all.  Had a blast doing this, as always.  So again, thanks for giving me something fun to do on a night like this, where I'm sitting home alone with my cats and some booze.  Until next time, I now pass out!!

So, You Wanna Be A Horror Blogger? Tip #2

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This next tip revolves around generating content, which in my opinion is not only the most important thing about blogging, but appropriately also the most difficult.  I personally feel that unique content is more important for the blogger even than writing skill, as I'd much rather read a poorly written blog with great content than a well written one that's boring as can be.  Maybe that's just me, but I can't possibly overstate the importance of original quality content when it comes to blogging.

The best tip I can give in regards to generating content is this ...

#2) BLOG AS IF EVERY ONE OF YOUR READERS IS YOU.

What I mean by this is that you have to blog about things you care about.  That passion will show through, and like minded folks will be drawn to your blog.  The people who don't share the same interests as you are probably not the ones you want reading your blog anyway.  You're not gonna appeal to every single reader with every single post, this is true, but I can almost guarantee that you will get yourself an audience simply by blogging about the topics that are of personal interest to you.  And what can possibly be easier than sitting down on your computer chair and talking about shit you love to talk about?
 
So basically, whenever anything interests you, BLOG ABOUT IT!  Don't worry about what other people are gonna think or whether or not it will generate hits for you.  If the topic you want to write a particular post about is something you'd stop to read if you saw it on someone else's blog, then by all means, hit that "Make A New Post" button and pour your passion out through your keyboard.
 
You've probably noticed that here on Freddy In Space there are a whole lot of posts about similar topics, toys being a big one.  Why is that?  Because I like toys, plain and simple.  When I see new ones or am struck with fond memories of older ones from my childhood, I am compelled to post about them.  They are what interests me and so my blog, naturally, reflects that.  Again, anyone who may be annoyed by my frequent posts about individual topics like toys is quite simply a person I don't need reading MY blog anyway.  It's the people that are like me that I'm looking to appeal to.
 
I again must reiterate that it is not by any means easy to consistently generate unique and original content that is going to entertain and inform readers on a daily basis.  It's the hardest battle a blogger will ever have to fight.  But if you keep yourself in the mindset that everyone who will potentially be reading your blog is a clone of yourself, it's gonna help you fight that battle in a big way.  Your own unique voice is why people are going to be drawn to your blog, and it's also your biggest strong suit, so stay true to yourself and post only about the things that interest you.
 
Whenever you sit down to write something, ask yourself a simple question; would I read this post if I saw it on someone else's blog?  If the answer is no, throw the idea out the window.  You're not the one who's best qualified to write that post, so don't even bother.  Making a post about a popular trending news topic may bring in temporary hits, but it's the posts about your love for obscure little gems and weird old toys that are going to bring in the kinds of steady and loyal readers that you want.
 
Couple other little tips about generating content while we're here...
 
- Stay away from too many news stories or movie reviews.  If you have something to say about a particular news story then by all means, post about it.  But I always hate to go on blogs and see press releases and news stories copied, pasted and regurgitated from the big news sites.  Leave that kind of stuff to those sites.  A blog is your own personal little soap box, so utilize it as such.
 
As for reviews, a horror blogger should always keep on top of new releases and share their thoughts on them.  At the same time though, there's nothing more boring than a blog that's full of nothing but reviews.  Variety is the spice of life, and I encourage you to think outside the box and try and come up with original stuff that can only be found on YOUR blog.
 
-  Set your brain to always be on the lookout for content.  This one takes time but I've fine tuned my brain to always be on the hunt for content so much over the years that I literally have a wealth of ideas jotted down that I could never possibly even get around to blogging about it all.  There's another tip; keep a journal, and write post ideas in it whenever they come to you.  Whenever you're hard up for content, it's good to have a list handy of ideas that you can bang out.  Besides, I've personally found that if I don't write stuff down when I think of it, it's oftentimes lost amidst everything else that goes on in life on any given day.
 
Bottom line being, if you're not actively looking to come up with new content, it probably won't come to you.  But if you train yourself to see anything and everything as content, whether it be a movie you watch, a new toy you find in the toy store or an article you read in the paper, you will find yourself with a never ending stream of potential posts.

Now get blogging, will ya?!

Did Oren Peli Steal The Chernobyl Diaries?

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Chernobyl Diaries was released into theaters today, and the reviews have thus far been pretty poor.  I haven't yet seen it for myself, so I'll reserve any judgements until I do, but something pretty interesting just came to my attention* that I wanted to share with you all tonight.

Long story short, a couple of filmmakers from Baltimore just released a trailer they made back in 2010 as a fundraising pitch for a horror film called Pripyat, about a group of people who find themselves fighting for their lives when they pay a visit to the abandoned Chernobyl power plant.  Of course, this is the exact same plot as Chernobyl Diaries, which is set in Pripyat, a real life ghost town that's right near the plant.  Story goes that the Pripyat trailer was pitched to several movie studios and producers in New York & LA, without the consent of the guys who made it.  Two years later, Chernobyl Diaries surfaces, an allegedly original idea from the mind of Paranormal Activity creator Oren Peli.

All I'm saying is, something smells pretty damn fishy here.

Check out a little comparison video the makers of the Pripyat trailer just released, to show the extent of the similarity.


Now I know it's entirely possible that this could just be a case of coincidence, as it's not uncommon for two people to come up with a similar idea for a film around the same time, but I gotta say, this does make me lose a little bit of the respect I had for Chernobyl Diaries going into it.  The main draw of the film for me was the setting, which I considered to be a pretty unique and genius place to set a horror film, and now I can't help but feel a little less enthusiastic about all that.
 
Again, could be coincidence, but this wouldn't be the first time Hollywood stole an idea from an independent filmmaker and proclaimed it as their own.  Hate to see that kind of shit happen and I can only hope that's not the case here.  Nevertheless, it is pretty damn unfortunate that Pripyat will never be seen as anything more than a ripoff of Chernobyl Diaries, if it in fact does someday get made.  That makes me sad.

You can learn more about the controversy over at the Pripyat Facebook page, which touts the film as "the original independent feature" and lists it as being in pre-production, still seeking funding.

Anyways.  Will of course be checking out Chernobyl Diaries this weekend and will post my thoughts when I do!

*Huge thanks to Jonathan Drew Kinigson for bringing this all to my attention!!

You'll Never Look At Candyman The Same Way Again...

When you're a blogger, there are some things you lay your eyes on that simply demand you blog about them, as if some higher power is forcing you to do so.  For me, that divine calling is generally heard when it comes to things like awesome movies I see or cool new products I discover while bumming around the internet.  But sometimes, random bizarre shit comes your way out of left field and you're compelled to spread the gospel.  This post is one of those posts.

I'm just gonna cut right to the chase here.  My dear friend Kristy Jett was looking at internet porn last night.  Why am I sharing this bit of personal information?  Because in her travels around the land of fucking and sucking, Kristy stumbled upon a very interesting little video.  Here's an account of what she discovered, in her own words...
 
"I was looking through some videos and there was Tony Todd's unmistakable mug....and immediately I thought of you. I knew I had to show you."
 
 I know what you're thinking.
 
Tony Todd ... the Candyman himself ... in a porno?!

Well, not exactly.  What Kristy stumbled upon was the following video, a clip of Tony Todd in the throes of some pretty salacious sexual activity, from a little soft-core erotic drama from 2000 called Le Secret.  Now I must mention that Le Secret is a totally legit film, and Todd never actually appears naked in it or sticks his wee wee inside of anything, but nevertheless if you have ever wanted to know what it's like to watch Candyman get it on with a fine young white lady, a click on the image below will bring such pleasures into your life.
 
Men, what you're about to see is incredibly disturbing.  Women, prepare to be simultaneously disturbed and aroused.  You've all been warned.
 
  
 
If you just had the internal thought that the only thing that would make that video better would be if the climax involved bees coming out of Candyman's mouth, into the chick's vag, then please, don't feel weird.  Such a thought is only natural.

You fucking weirdo.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Cool Art : Jason Edmiston's Monsters Of Rock!

I've talked about Jason Edmiston enough times that you should probably be familiar with him by now.  Long story short, he's one of my favorite artists in the game and he's one hell of a nice dude to boot.
 
Jason recently completed a series of art prints titled 'Monsters Of Rock', where he visualized six modern day rock gods as gooey, slimey grotesque monsters.  Some would say they already were gooey, slimy and grotesque before Jason ever got to them, but that's neither here nor there.

Check out the full Monsters Of Rock collection, which were originally created for an art show in NYC late last year, and completed earlier this year for a show in Long Beach!

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ANGUS

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DEE
 
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 BILLY
 
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AXL

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JOEY

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TOMMY

Lovin' the 80's gross-out vibe of these!!

These 13"x16.5" prints are limited to only 100 pieces each, and are now available over in Jason's Etsy shop.  So head over there to pick up your favorite rock monsters and check out some other incredible stuff Jason has whipped up over the years!!

Breakfast Is Served, Bitch!

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 I'm not sure how I missed this little nugget of weirdness, but apparently a press release was issued by Warner Bros. a couple weeks back, informing the world of their plans to issue a line of toasters this September in honor of some of their hottest properties.  The toasters will not only be branded with film and television show logos, but will actually burn images of beloved characters into the slices of toast they produce.  

Some of the properties involved in this bizarre money making scheme?  Nightmare On Elm Street, Friday The 13th & Gremlins.  I shit you not.

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Anyone else simultaneously scratching their head over this and secretly craving some Freddy toast?  I mean, it is fucking stupid as can be, but I am in the market for a toaster and I'd rather have one that burns Freddy into my toast than one that doesn't.  Just sayin'.

OK stop it, John.  Resist the urge.  This is fucking bottom of the barrel lame and you know it.  RESIST!!!

Sorry inner self, but if a Freddy laugh emanates from the bowels of this thing when the toast is ready,  I'm afraid resistance will be futile...

What's In The PO Box?! A Little Box Warming Package From Hayes Hudson!

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For anyone who missed the memo, I opened up the Freddy In Space PO Box a couple weeks back, the address for which can be found over on the sidebar to your right.  Rather than giving out my home address to anyone who asks for it, I figured it'd be best to just open a box and let anyone send anything they want there, be it dirty underwear or movies they've made.  Also figured it'd be a fun little recurring segment to open up the box live on the blog and share what I've found in there.
 
Speaking of which, here's the very first package I've received in the Freddy In Space PO Box, courtesy of fellow blogger Hayes Hudson of Hayes Hudson's House Of Horror!
 
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Would you believe me if I told you I've never read a single page of the Walking Dead comic books?  Pretty lame of me, eh?  This is the 2010 re-issue of the very first issue, the perfect place for me to begin my journey while I wait for Season 3 of the TV show.  Kick.  Ass.
 
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Killer School Girls From Outer Space poster ... starring Ron Jeremy!  Never even heard of this one, but I think I'll have to seek it out!

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The Last Man On Earth/Devil's Messenger DVD double feature.  Big fan of Last Man but haven't ever seen Devil's Messenger.  Lon Chaney Jr. as Satan ... I'm sold!
 
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An assortment of Freddy themed Fright Flicks cards.  Hayes clearly knows that these cards are one of the fastest ways to my heart!
 
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 And finally, a few promotional items for Hayes' blog, including business cards, a post card and even a magnet.  And here I was thinking I was cool for merely having business cards!

Hayes, thank you so much for the goodies and also for the incredibly kind words in your note.  Means a whole lot to me to know that I have the support of fellow bloggers in this community.  Please know that you've got all the support in the world from me as well!

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Cool Shit : The Puzzle Box Pillow!

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This latest addition to Horror Decor's ever growing pillow collection doesn't officially go up for sale on their site until Friday, but as of right now it is available at a super secret link, which was sent out only to newsletter subscribers.  I don't know if Horror Decor will be mad at me for doing this, but CLICK HERE to access that secret compartment of their site and grab yours for the limited time price of only $10.50!  Once these go up on the site for all to see on Friday, the price will go up to $12.50, so now's the time to grab one of these if it tickles your fancy bone.  
 
I'm tempted to buy one but at the same time I'm kinda afraid to do so; I toss and turn so much in bed that I'm pretty sure I'd inadvertently unleash the Cenobites in my sleep!!

Head over to Horror Decor for a whole plethora of other horror icons that you can lay your weary head to rest on, including Ash, Leatherface, Chucky, Ghostface and even Rick Grimes.  Ooohh Deputy Grimes, you so dreamy.

11 Awesome Comic Book Covers!

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Lately I've been kinda getting into horror movie comic book spin-offs, and I plan on reviewing different series' from time to time in the near future.  In the meantime though, while I've been hunting out comics to check out, I've come across some pretty awesome cover arts, and I wanted to share some of my favorites with you all tonight.
 
So here's a little gallery of horror movie themed comic covers that I think you're gonna like!

Oh and my apologies if the image above got your hopes up.  That one's not real.  But all the rest of these are!
 
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Feel free to add any cover arts that you dig, in the comments section below!!

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Cool Promotional Shit : 'The Birds' Mask!

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Alfred Hitchcock was one of the greatest showmen in the history of Hollywood, always coming up with unique ways to market and generate excitement for his films.  Case in point; these little punch-out bird masks, which were whipped up to promote the 1963 release of The Birds.  I don't know if it was Hitchcock himself who came up with the idea or not, but getting audience members to dress up as birds while watching The Birds sure sounds like The Hitch to me!

Now the cool thing about these was that audience members who showed up to opening weekend screenings wearing the mask were granted free access to watch the movie, provided the number on the back of their mask matched a number on a list at the theater.  I guess how it worked was that only a handful of the masks printed up were actually 'winners' of free tickets, so wearing it to the theater didn't guarantee anything but looking like a fool.  A pretty damn cool fool if you're asking me!

Of course, anyone who still has one of these in their possession can get a whole lot more for it than a free movie ticket.  There's one on eBay right now with a Buy It Now price of over $100!

New Toy Pre-Orders : Freddy, Jason & Chucky!

Just got an e-mail from my friends over at Amok Time, informing me of several exciting new toys that are now available for pre-order, shipping very soon.  You know I can't keep this kind of info to myself, so let's take a look at the figures you will soon be able to add to your toy collections!!

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These first four are from NECA, a company which has quickly risen to the very tip top of the world of horror movie based action figures.  They've in the past released a multitude of Elm Street & Friday toys, with a clear intent to put out as many different variations of Freddy and Jason as possible.  This marks the very first time a baby Freddy action figure has been made, which is pretty damn exciting if you ask me.

All four figures are now available for pre-order for $15.99 a piece.  The Jason's are scheduled to begin shipping in August, with both Freddy's coming the following month.
 
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This here is the latest addition to the Living Dead Dolls horror icons collection, which in the past has seen the release of LDD's in the likenesses of everyone from Captain Spaulding to Freddy Krueger.  It seems only natural that Chucky himself has now been given the illustrious Living Dead Doll treatment!

Chucky ships in September and can be pre-ordered right now for $24.99.

As cool as it is to be able to own action figures depicting characters like Freddy, Jason & Chucky in all of the different looks/outfits they've donned, does anyone else wish some attention would be given to other characters from the films, folks like Kincaid and Crazy Ralph?  I know there isn't nearly as much of a market for toys like those, but I'd personally love to see more stuff like Mezco's Debbie Stevens figure.