I've you seen Hatchet, you know it's a pretty fuckin fun movie to watch and ya really don't need booze to have a good time during it, but it definetly can't hurt. So lets work some in there!
I give to you...
THE HATCHET DRINKING GAME!
Go pick that dvd off your shelf one more time this month and call up some friends. I'm pretty sure this will be the most fun you've had watching Hatchet yet! Lets begin, shall we? Whenever you're ready...
Celebration Shot! Take a shot everytime you see a face that you recognize from another horror movie.
Guzzle down a good quantity of booze for every pair of tits you see.
Take a drink everytime the annoying blonde and brunette wanna be actress chicks get into a verbal cat fight. Chug if it occurs while they're topless.
Anytime you think to yourself, "one of these fuckers better die soon", take a nice long chug of your beverage and sit back and wait for it. You won't be dissapointed.
Everytime you see an awesome creative gore scene the likes of which you've never seen before, take another drink.
Whenever you see even a single frame of CGI used...wait...nevermind. This movie rocks, there is no CGI. Let's all have a drink in celebration of that.
Sip generously everytime Victor Crowley takes a serious lickin but keeps on tickin.
Sopranos Chug! Quickly chug down the remainder of the current beer in your hand when you wonder to yourself if your dvd fucked up at the end of the film and you didn't get to see the real ending.
If you don't have the dvd, it's only $6.99 at Best Buy this week so go snatch it up! And if you're still not too drunk, check out my Re-Animator drinking game! If there's any horror movies you'd like to see turned into a drinking game, leave a comment below and let me know. I'd be happy to oblige.