Just kidding! I lied! Open it up!
Ooooh! This is a good one!
The people over at DIRECTV are some cool motherfuckers. Whoever's responsible for their awesome horror-ish commercials needs a serious raise. They've done that one spoofing Misery, they've done an Alien one, and most recently they've tackled Poltergeist. (Hooray for the resurrection of Heather O'Rourke!) But you've probably never even seen the coolest DIRECTV ad of them all, cause it's a foreign one. Those foreign commercials always were better than ours, weren't they? Although what that's foreign isn't better than its American counterpart? Check out this very special glimpse into Christmas in horror world featuring Freddy, Jason, Chucky, Dracula, The Mummy, Hannibal, the chick from the Ring, and...Darth Vader?!
Apparently it roughly translates to the general idea of "Some behave only at Christmas, others the whole year."
Merry Early Christmas!