Wednesday, December 17, 2008

On The 17th Day Of Christmas...

Freddy In Space gave to me...

A horrible actor in a Santa costume choking out a softcore porn chick in perhaps the worst and most low budget Christmas horror flick ever lensed, Santa Claws! I know, I know. It's the clip you've been eagerly anticipating!

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This one belongs in the deceiving cover art hall of fame...

In Santa Claws, a young boy witnesses his Santa hat wearing step dad bedding his mother one Christmas and naturally, shoots them both dead from point blank range, like any kid would do. He grows up to be a Santa costume wearing madman with an obsession for Raven Quinn, a B-movie scream queen, and goes around killing everyone in her life with a claw, thus the name Santa Claws. Clever, very clever...

In this scene, we see that he's become so obsessed with Ms. Quinn that he sees her whenever he looks at any big breasted female!

Roll tape!



After this scene, the dude spray paints (yes, spray paints) his Santa suit black, in an apparent effort to be more of a badass. And yes, it looks as bad as you'd think a piece of clothing spray painted black would look...

Did you know?! Santa Claws was directed by John A. Russo, the same dude who co-wrote the original Night of the Living Dead! It also stars Karl Hardman, Bill Hinzman, and Marilyn Eastman, all fellow NOTLD alumns!

There aren't many Christmas horror flicks out there that i'd advise you to stay away from as i'm not so hard to please in that department (obviously), but i'm definetly gonna have to recommend you pass on this one. It's not hard to see who the real brains behind NOTLD was...

2 comments:

Quanthor said...

Damn, that's painful.

Thanks for making the sacrifice though, soldiers like yourself deserve a monument for keeping those evil doing movies at bay and out of the sight of innocent folk like myself.

Godspeed my good man.

Johnny said...

Ha, ya the main reason I posted that clip was to keep people away from the movie. Glad someone appreciates my efforts!