Sunday, December 21, 2008

On The 20th And 21st Days Of Christmas...

Freddy In Space gave to me...

A double dose of the 1984 anti-Santa flick, Don't Open Till Christmas!

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I've been pretty busy the last couple days getting last mintue shopping in and what not, so I never got around to posting a clip yesterday. My apologies! Figured i'd make it up to you by catching up and posting two clips in one today! And despite the title of the movie which they're from, you can open 'em right now!

Don't Open Till Christmas is the complete opposite of most of the Christmas horror movies out there. While the good majority of them deal with a dude dressing up as Santa going around and killing people, this one has a dude going around killing anyone dressed up as Santa! What's cooler? A killer Santa or a bunch of Santa's being killed?!

If you prefer the latter, you're in for a real treat! Here's two awesome clips of Santa being slaughtered! Not safe for children!

In this first clip, a drunken bum Santa gets his brains blown out...



And in the second clip a mall Santa hits the urinals, where a pretty gruesome surprise awaits him...



Yes, there exists a film out there where Santa gets his genitalia cut off. Isn't your life just complete now?

Come on back for the next four days for more Christmasy horror fun! And Happy Hanukkah to all of those out there who celebrate! I'd post Hanukkah horror clips for you guys for the next 8 days, but there are sadly no such films! Although there's always Night of the Living Jews and Hanukklaus to satisfy your kosher appetites!

2 comments:

Jason Takes Portland said...

Wow this looks like the best Christmas film yet! I dont think there is anything on your site that is safe for children, which is why we go there! Thank you for your Hanukkah wishes, (are there any other Jews that go here?) and have a Merry Bloody Christmas...

Johnny said...

Ya, you're right. None of this is really safe for children!

Happy Hanukkah my sole Jewish reader!