You want over the top gore?! You want the Story of Ricky of the new generation!? Then you most certaintly want...
THE MACHINE GIRL (2008)
Machine Girl tells the incredible true life (I wish) tale of a sexy young Japanese school girl by the name of Ami. Ami's brother and his friend have just been killed by a gang of ruthless Yakuza and while most gals, and most guys for that matter, would sit back whining and twirling their hair and doing nothing about it, Ami aint most gals. But when she heads out for revenge, she finds herself in over her head and minus her left arm! The gang slices and dices her arm clean off and Ami moves on to plan B. Plan B is fashioning a seriously badass machine gun to the stump that used to be her left arm and going out for revenge the proper way! But she's not alone! The equally hot mother of her brother's slain friend, who happens to have an affinity for chainsaws, teams up with Ami to put an end to the gang once and for all! And these badass Japanese chicks don't need four arms to kick some serious Yakuza ass!
Check out the trailer that made me fall in love with the movie before I even saw it. There's some movies that you just know are gonna be awesome. I immediately pre-ordered the flick from Amazon after seeing this...
I'm a sucker for revenge flicks. I'm a sucker for hot Japanese chicks. I'm a sucker for hot Japanese chicks in school girl outfits with machine guns for arms. Machine Girl has all of these things and then some! And when I say then some, I mean drill bras, flying guillotines, tempura, and, well, you saw the trailer!
Do I really need to say any more to convince you to go out and pick up this flick? I think the trailer speaks pretty well for itself. It's a pure over the top blood soaked gore fest with influences from films like Kill Bill, Evil Dead, and obviously, Planet Terror. And let me tell you, if you are a fan of serious gore, Machine Girl is the flick for you. When I say it's the Story of Ricky for this decade, i'm not exaggerating!
Buy it now for only $12.99! Unless of course, you want this to be your blood on Ami's pretty little face!
If ya want any more recommendations, check out the films with asterixes next to them in the reviews section to your right. And come on back every Wednesday for a brand new recommendation!