Monday, February 2, 2009
I know, I know. The plot sounds kinda interesting and at least somewhat fun (or does it?) ; a killer from a horror movie comes through the screen and pulls people watching it into the movie. At the very least, this must've been made by people who have a serious love for the horror genre and know what us fans want, right? Hardly! This movie pretty much represents everything that is bad about horror movies and completely lacks anything and everything that is good about them. A lame killer with a lame mask and a lame weapon. Repetitive and boring kills. Horrible acting and dialogue. Loud shitty metal music. Cliche unlikable characters. It's got it all. There's even a Punk'd reference! And on top of all that, there isn't even much gore and where there is gore, it's not even good gore! Well then it's at least got female nudity, right?! Nope! Save for a real quick flash of some droopy boobs, there's none of it!
This movie sucks shit! It's quite literally two bad horror movies in one! Stay far away! If you want good mayhem in a movie theatre horror, check out Bava's Demons instead.