Monday, February 2, 2009

Another One To Take Off Your Queue ....

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I know, I know. The plot sounds kinda interesting and at least somewhat fun (or does it?) ; a killer from a horror movie comes through the screen and pulls people watching it into the movie. At the very least, this must've been made by people who have a serious love for the horror genre and know what us fans want, right? Hardly! This movie pretty much represents everything that is bad about horror movies and completely lacks anything and everything that is good about them. A lame killer with a lame mask and a lame weapon. Repetitive and boring kills. Horrible acting and dialogue. Loud shitty metal music. Cliche unlikable characters. It's got it all. There's even a Punk'd reference! And on top of all that, there isn't even much gore and where there is gore, it's not even good gore! Well then it's at least got female nudity, right?! Nope! Save for a real quick flash of some droopy boobs, there's none of it!

This movie sucks shit! It's quite literally two bad horror movies in one! Stay far away! If you want good mayhem in a movie theatre horror, check out Bava's Demons instead.

8 comments:

T. L. Bugg said...

That's too bad.
It looked like it might be...weel, bad, but in the good way. Thanks for the heads up this is off my netflix.

Johnny said...

If this blog can prevent one person from wasting their time on a shitty movie, I have done my job!

thebonebreaker said...

This movie never looked good enough to add to my queue in the 1st place ~ thanks for the warning though Johnny! :-)

Johnny said...

Anytime!

Bearded Weirdo Reviews said...

I've heard nothing but bad things about this flick. And, yet, the draw I feel to it is unavoidable. I'm gonna end up renting this piece o' shit someday soon, and I'm gonna hate myself for it, but, I dunno why, I can't avoid it. I really wanna see it for some reason, even though I KNOW it's gonna suck.

::sigh::

Such is my curse. Lol.

Johnny said...

lol I know what ya mean. I subject myself to movies I know are gonna suck (See No Evil) quite often! But usually I do it in the hopes of it being so bad it's good. Not really the case with Midnight Movie.

Bearded Weirdo Reviews said...

I just have a weakness for that whole "setting the story in a movie theater" thing. I can't escape it, man.

Johnny said...

As do I. Have you seen Popcorn and/or Demons?