Monday, July 6, 2009

Mahakaal - Bollywood's Mullet Haired Freddy Krueger!

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The above image was taken from a movie that I just discovered (thanks to Rue Morgue Magazine #91) and am in fact currently watching/loving. It's a Bollywood ripoff of A Nightmare On Elm Street titled Mahakaal : The Monster, and it's probably the most fascinating and entertaining thing i've watched all year. How did it take me until 2009 to discover this gem from all the way back in 1993?!

My knowledge of Bollywood begins and ends with the notion that Bollywood is essentially the poor man's Hollywood. I'm sure it's not true, but the idea of Bollywood I have is that pretty much every movie that comes out of India is a total ripoff of a successful American film. And when I say ripoff, you can take that to the bank. Here is the plot of Mahakaal, straight from the back cover of the DVD :

A monster wearing a razor-fingered glove haunts the nightmares of poor Anita, but the imaginary terror becomes very real when one of Anita's friends falls victim to the ruthless and deadly creature.

As you can tell by the above image, this "deadly creature" also happens to have a burnt face and it also so happens that the burnt face is a result of one of the town parents killing the man years earlier when he found out he was fucking with small children. The flick even features the classic Elm Street theme, tweaked ever so slightly so that it sounds something like an Elm Street ringtone would sound on your phone. At least ya gotta give credit to Bollywood for not altering the material and pretending they came up with this shit on their own, eh?

I figured rather than bore you with a review of the film, which suffice to say every Elm Street fan MUST check out, i'd show you a couple clips so you can see just how similar the movie is to Craven's, with two specific clips that showcase it the best. Mahakaal is essentially the first few Elm Street's thrown together ; the falsely accused boyfriend being killed in his jail cell and the Freddy face peeling off scenes from Elm Street 1 are in there, the invisible Freddy glove fight from Part 4 is there, and even smaller details like the pole being shoved in Freddy's stomach (and then taken out by him) from part 3 are in the mix, among many others. But the two clips that stick out the most can be found below, side by side with the clips from the actual Elm Street flicks. Enjoy!

The bloody girl in a plastic sheet in the school hallway dream sequence from Elm Street 1 and the same scene from Mahakaal :



Both scenes go on to end the exact same way ; with the girls touching their arms to hot boiler room pipes and waking up screaming in the classroom.

And one of my favorite scenes from the franchise, the "wet dream" water bed kill from Dream Master side by side with the same scene from Mahakaal :



There's even a nice little Freddy Krueger meets Day of the Dead scene thrown into the pot!

Day of the Dead :

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Mahakaal :

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As with most things that are too good to be true, there is a bit of a catch that comes along with Mahakaal that I must warn you of. That catch being that this Bollywood song and dance version of Nightmare on Elm Street starring the Uncle Jesse haired Freddy Krueger (who doesn't speak, he only cackles like a retard) runs a whopping 2 hours and 12 minutes! But even if you're gonna be fast forwarding through the boring parts to the parts where Indian Freddy is in action, which I did, it's still completely worth you checking out if only so you can say you've seen it. This Bollywood remake of sorts is so fascinating that it simply must be seen. You can pick it up on Amazon (courtesy of a just released back in May double disc from Mondo Macabro), or you can give it a rent on Netflix. You can also check out the first five minutes of the flick on YouTube.

5 comments:

The Frog Queen said...

Wow, I cannot believe I missed this either....I hate to admit, but I have watched my fair share of Bollywood - Laagon is on of my favorites! So I am off to Amazon to get my very own copy of this!!!

Let the singing and dancing commence.:) I am such a dork :D

Cheers!

willy jerk-off said...

A lot of people dont bother to mention it, but lori cardille was quite a tasty bird back in `84, not a breathtaking bird by any means but still pretty tasty. On the beach at the end of the film it would have been nice to have seen her in a bikini.

Bjornabo said...

Looks like a funny little movie. Will check it out. Thanks for the tip.

Anonymous said...

i am extremely disappointed by the racist tone of mr Johnny's comments...

first of all, the name Bollywood actually stuck on thanks to some dumb-ass westerners who have no idea what the Indian film industry is all about... the west laughs at singing and dancing in Indian movies, but actually, thats a part of Indian movies because the audiences in India love music and dance and Indian films are made to cater to Asian audiences, not to those in the west...

if the west wishes to watch Indian films, they are more than welcome, but if the singing and dancing puts you off, then please look elsewhere...

for the record, India produces more films than any other country in the world and also employs more artistes and technicians in its film industry compared to not just Hollywood, but any other film industry in the world. In fact, out-of-work B and C grade technicians and artistes from America have actually worked in so-called "Bollywood" movies

the name Bollywood actually stuck-on thanks to some westerners who get this cheap thrill out of poking fun at the Indian film industry.

as for the remake issue, how comes Hollywood gets away with frame-to-frame remakes of japanese and korean horror movies? isn't that a case of intellectual bankruptcy? or is it just a matter of inspiration?

until 15 years ago, American films were hardly available in India barring the bootleg video tape. its actually the Indian remakes that have sparked off audience interest in the originals, which is why American films now get huge theatrical releases in India and generate good revenue.

India is not a poor country and its film industry is definitely not a "poor man's Hollywood". There's more to Indian cinema then remakes of some American film. If you had bothered to do your research you would have come across some real facts.

No film industry in this world ("bollywood" and Hollywood included) can boast of originality..

besides, when this film was made in 1993, the makers were honest enough to admit that they were inspired by the Freddy series of films...

Anonymous said...

get ur facts right honey...

every other film produced by India IS NOT a rip-off of some American film and also, India ain't a poor country and neither is its industry a "poor-man's Hollywood"

wake up dude