Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Want To Find Out What's In Linnea Quigley's Box?

How bout give her a kiss or at least take a whiff of her? Well, you creeps, now you can! I always like to post interesting horror related things I find while surfing out there on the world wide net and this struck me as something that some of you might find pretty amusing. I know at least B-Sol from The Vault of Horror (whose rather healthy obsession with Ms. Quigley is now documented for everyone to see on Day of the Woman) will like this!



Most horror fans out there, especially the males, have fond childhood memories of uber scream queen Linnea Quigley dancing around in a graveyard totally nude in Return of the Living Dead. As B-Sol said in the above ode to Linnea :

"Linnea's appearance in The Return of the Living Dead (1985) was a watershed moment in B-Sol's journey from boy to man. That graveyard dance scene... what can I say? At the tender age of 12, watching it for the first time on video, I finally understood why boys liked girls so much. Let's just say it helped put hair on my... um, chest. Yeah, that's it."

I'm sure many horror fans share the same sentiments. Through her highly memorable (and usually nude) appearances in ROTLD, Night of the Demons, Silent Night Deadly Night, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Pumpkinhead 2, and even Nightmare on Elm Street Part 4 (a little known fact that I talked about HERE), Linnea stripped and slashed her way into not only horror movie history, but also the hearts of horror fanboys, and even fangirls, everywhere. Even though she just turned 51 years old this past May, Linnea Quigley is still kicking ass, still making appearances in horror flicks, and still looking as good as ever (take a look for yourself).

But i'm not telling you anything you don't already know. What i'm here to tell you about are a couple of cool products that Linnea is selling on her website. So lets get to it!



First up, we have two perfumes for the female fans of Quigley out there. The titles are RABID (intriguing blend of mosses, graveyard dirt, smokey funereal resins, skeletal apple trees, and the essence of the night sky) and SUMMER OF SIN (a sultry summer potion ~ erotic, buttery oils, cool tropical fruit, and sizzling heat) and both come in 1/3 fl.oz. bottles for $24.95 a piece. Included are free shipping and handling and a postcard signed by Linnea Quigley with every purchase! These perfumes were made by Love Potion Perfume, the same company that put out those David Hess scents that I talked about a while back. Gotta give them props for embracing the horror community and coming up with some unique product!



The next two products are more male oriented. First we have the Linnea Quigley autographed lip prints cards, which go for $25.00 a piece. Each card measures 4x6 and is actually kissed and signed by Linnea herself. I guess it's the next best thing to that kiss you will dream about but will never actually receive!



And finally, it's time to take a peek inside Linnea's box....her MYSTERY BOX that is! What did you think I was talking about? For $55.00 you can get your very own Linnea Quigley Mystery Box. Sound a little steep? Well listen to what comes inside and you might change your mind!

A Grab Bag of clothing, jewelry, movie memorabilia OR Linnea's personal belongings, and an 8x10 personalized to YOU!

The mystery box contains 4 items selected at random BY LINNEA HERSELF to be sent directly to YOU. The 4 items are guaranteed to be things that Linnea actually owns or has created. However, it is NOT guaranteed that movie props, featured outfits, or other items WILL be included in each box shipped. Some boxes may contain personal effects, items hand-crafted by Linnea herself, some may contain clothing, some may contain signed photos and other items. Box size is NOT pre-defined.


Is your interest piqued now? That's what I thought!

To pick up any of these interesting items, head over to LinneaQuigley.net!

What do you make of all this? Leave a comment and let me know!

5 comments:

B-Sol said...

With a tweet like that, you just knew I'd heed the piper's call didn't you? Awesome post.

Johnny said...

And i'm happy to see that my ploy to get you over here worked! :)

The Warfreak said...

No thanks. I don't want to end up with a $55 box of old toothbrushes.

Jennie Boots said...

The box thing is actually pretty awesome...do you think a lot of people purchase them? Return of the Living Dead is one of my favorite movies! Thanks! It was great. ;]

Johnny said...

A lot of creepy dudes have bought the boxes in an attempt to get a pair of used undergarments, I can tell ya that much!

I'd love to buy one myself and find out just what's inside there and of course, cover the opening on here. Would be pretty interesting...