Wednesday, September 9, 2009

The Whores Have Eyes!

I'm a firm believer in the fact that a movie doesn't truly become an American classic until it gets slightly renamed and turned into a hardcore fuck film. I showed you guys a few months back in this post that Nightmare on Elm Street, Evil Dead, and The Last House on the Left, to name just a few, have had that gooey honor bestowed upon them and now another Wes Craven classic has just been injected with ample amounts of titty and dick. Not only do the Hills Have Eyes, but the Whores Have Eyes too!!


When a family of five gets stranded deep in the desert, they fall victim to an alien-mutated race of fuck hungry whores. They crave fucking and the only thing that will keep them at bay is to give in. Don’t venture out alone - The Whores Have Eyes!

Thanks, Brad. Goodnight, all!


shu said...

This film looks great! I love watching porn films that are titled after better-known films, such as all the Hustler films that are currently out now. Nice post!

Wings said...

Well, now that is something... different! hahahahahaha

Cins said...

I think I just sprained something from laughing.
OMG! That's now my favorite porn title!

Stac said...

WOW, a few of the whores have reeeeeally scary titties, too!

This needs to be a t-shirt, if only for the double-take perfection it would cause!

willy jerk-off said...

I want to bugger them.