Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Giving You Free Shit So You Don't Get Mad At Me For Not Updating

My apologies for the lack of updates this past week but i've been all but consumed with last minute Christmas shopping since the moment I realized the big day was less than 2 weeks away (OH. SHIT.). I've literally had no time to do anything but punch my credit card number into various internet shopping carts, much to the chagrin of my checking account, but i'm not here to make excuses or make you feel bad for me or my thinning wallet, i'm here to spread a little holiday cheer - and what better way to spread holiday cheer (and get you guys back on my good side!) than to giveaway some free shit! Hmm, now what can I giveaway that seamlessly ties together equal parts Christmas and bloodshed and satisfies anyone with an insatiable lust for both? Ah ha, I think i've got just the thing!



It's the just released Silent Night, Deadly Night DVD box set, featuring SNDN 3 : Better Watch Out, SNDN 4 : Initiation, and SNDN 5 : The Toy Maker - 270 minutes of holiday horror fun spread over three discs - and it can be yours by simply leaving a comment below with your e-mail address and your personal response to the following question :

What's the scariest thing about Christmas?

You have through Christmas day to get your entries in and the contest is open to everyone, whether you celebrate Christmas or not! Good luck and happy holidays to all!

110 comments:

Geof said...

What's the scariest thing about Christmas?

That's easy...my credit card bill in January. Don't think that's scary? Let me show you the bill and pretend it has your name on it knowing that you owe that amount plus interest. Oh trust me it's scary. It's downright horrifying!

Geof from Enter The Man-Cave:
gcap2719@yahoo.com

As much of a "fan" I am of the first two, I have to admit that I have never seen any of these three and this would be a great holiday treat.

Chuck Conry said...

I think the scariest thing about Christmas is those weird old ladies you run into from Black Friday to Christmas that are always at every single sale you see. Sure they may look sweet but let me tell you I've seen a couple honest to God tie up over a couple Bratz dolls..freaky people.

crystallakecamper001@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

scariest thing about Christmas?
Simple really, MISTLETOE!

email: ArmandoH90@gmail.com

MOMFOREVERANDEVER said...

the food...people are sometimes nasty with their creations and the calories

Penny said...
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Scoob said...

the scariest thing bout christmas is the fake pleasantries oozing from the mouths of everyone around you, as though that is the way people are expected to act at that time of year, so the unthinking brainwashed minds of the masses smile with their fake smiles and dish out empty niceties. as if being pleasant to people or remembering to give to those less fortunate at this one and only time of the year will actually amount to anything at all in the scheme of things when the thought doesn't cross any minds at any other times of the year.
that, and middle class soccer moms turning into rabid, attacking, demonoid beast people over the latest tickle my elmo type toy craze and attacking strangers in the shopping aisles . those are both pretty frightening things about christ-mass.

scoobydude_md@yahoo.com

Mike Snoonian said...

Trying to shop for my mom. She's such an awesome lady but never wants anything and i freak out.

Luckily, her gps got stolen a week or two ago. Easy gift for this year!

cherdon said...

The scariest thing to me about Christmas is thinking I've gotten everyone a Christmas gift and then finding out Christmas morning that someone was forgotten. Not only is that scary but downright embarrassing, humiliating and it sure doesn't make me feel good.

Thanks for a chance at this giveaway.

cherdon@sympatico.ca

Rhonny Reaper said...

The scariest thing about Christmas is my dad getting Hammered and going into a 3-hour long speech about Jesus, the bible, and why non-believers will burn in hell...ugh

RhonnyReaper@Yahoo.com

A Friend Of The Devil said...

Sure there's a lot of bad that goes with Christmas... shopping, traffic, humbuggers, stampedes, in laws, etc.... etc....

But it's hard to find anything as scary (and one would hope there isn't a single fathomable thing more horrifying) than the travesty that we somehow manage to find on counter tops around the world this time of year...

Fruitcake.

oducerproducer said...

Waking up, opening presents, watching a dvd, seeing a film in theatres & then watching Christmas Story.

oductionproductions@yahoo.com

mom2anutball said...

Definitely the family. You know, the ones you can go all year without seeing. Those ones. They are freaking scary!
Thanks for the chance, I love this movie!
hawkgirl_16{at}hotmail{dot}com

J. Astro said...

I already have the set, so I'm NOT trying to enter the giveaway - let it go to some other deserving Christmas spirit! That said, I still wanted to add my own scariest thing about Christmas - it would have to be Robot Santa from 'Futurama'.

Happy Holidays.

Anonymous said...

The scariest thing about Christmas is, after being excited all year long that it's coming, the way you feel Christmas night when it is all over. Then life goes back to normal, and people are their miserable normal selves. Strangers who held the door open for you because they had Holiday spirit let it slam in your face on December 26th.

Greenbees@comcast.net

forestofthedead said...

The Krampus. That is one scary ass creature.

forestofthedead@gmail.com

Mysharona said...

seeing all my wife's family

Wings said...

Could say something like relatives you don't want to see or bills piling up.

But instead I am gonna go with "The Munsters' Scary Little Christmas", which I watched last night with my kids.

This is such a horrible film. It isn't a good holiday movie, it isn't funny or scary, and it is barely even the Munsters anyone would recognize. It is just a big old lump of Christmas coal!

Bleh! Next time I see it on the cable guide, I WILL be one scared viewer!!!

wings1295@gmail.com

Tracey said...

The claustophobia I suffer with all the crowds in the stores is the scariest thing for me.
traymona[at]aol.com

tetewa said...

The shoppers on Black Friday!

Penny said...

The scariest thing about Christmas is asking the gift-giver for the receipts on presents you don't want!
Oh, and Bill Goldberg in Santa's Slay.

I forgot my email, so I added it this time! cox.571@osu.edu

mogrill said...

Getting everything wrapped in time. Thanks for the chance.
mogrill@comcast.net

The Frog Queen said...

The scariest thing for me has to be that stores put up holiday decorations this year BEFORE Halloween was over!! Keep your sparkly decorations away from bats and tombstones....how dare you?!?

Oh and if that is not it. Then it has to be my least favorite thing about Halloween too.....

Blow up yard decorations. Hideous!

:D

Cheers!

Spencer said...

The scariest thing about Christmas?

I'd say it's having to deal with all my family and the screaming children. Many headaches ensue during this time of year.

spencer_barrett15@eku.edu

Zacery Nova said...

Our yearly family argument, it was postponed till New Year's Eve last year but, as far as I know, it's still on schedule for mid-Christmas-day.

imnotlion@hotmail.com

Oh, and a happy holidays to you!

Katmagick said...

The scariest thing about Christmas are some of those whiskey breathed Department store Santas.

csue said...

The scariest thing is all the shoppers crawling all over the store like ants and getting in my way all the time!

Leona P said...

trying to squeeze out enough money to get some things for the kids so that they have a good christmas

mindy said...

some of those elves they are really quite scary looking thanks minsthins at optonline dot net

Zach S. said...

the scariest thing for Christmas? Easy. How much it coststo book a flight back to the family. Found a flight over $400 and that was a steal. And people wonder why my gifts are so cheap.

Carl (ILHM) said...

I already grabbed the set so Im out on this one but wanted to leave a scary comment too!

The scariest thing about Christmas is definitely the amount of ignorance surrounding the holiday. So many Christians are so blind to the fact that their "Holy Day" is a derivative of an astrological event that has been worshiped in pagan and eastern religions since time began and was only adapted into Christianity in order to sway the heathens into their control. Ignorance scares me.

Count Zero said...

Watching everyone ripping into presents like zombies looking for fresh guts. I always whisper "brains..." whenever my son opens a gift.

countzerointerupt@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

The scariest thing about Christmas:

Seeing my Aunt Laurie again. She has an ass as big as one of Jupiter's moons and she's the most annoying thing on two tree trunk sized, cellulite-ridden legs. She sits on her enormous ass expecting to be waited on, and I think she slips out the occasional egg nog and turkey scented fart. She is more horrifying than Uncle Anwar's severed head in Blood Diner.

dricchezza@hotmail.com

Shaun S said...

The Clowns, man, the clowns...Is it too much to ask to win two holiday themed horror prizes? This would look nice next to Thankskilling!

s_sjolin@hotmail.com

Merry Christmas everyone!

Dawn said...

Whats the scariest thing about Christmas?
My neighbors yearly Christmas party. They all get drunk and by 9pm they are fighting and screaming at each other. It is a yearly tradition around here.

David Johnson said...

The scariest thing about Christmas is the weather, I don't like it when it is icy, the snow is fine but I don't care for the ice, thanks.

Madbikerteknik said...

Well, I generally am freaked out by the idea of a stranger sneaking about in my home while I am unaware. Santa, who is obese and therefore satisfies his every carnal desire, is in my home while I sleep. He is possibly looking through the windows and doors to see me and doesn't make a peep. Then I awaken to find his dirty boot prints on my clean floor and shudder, because he once was standing there doing who knows what!

Madbikerteknik said...

Oh and one more thing......

my email is souleyex@yahoo.com

Pleasant dreams of an obese northerner riding his sleigh and silently watching your innocent slumber....

the posturing (and admittedly rather irritating) little popinjay said...

The scariest thing about Christmas is that January (that rotten bastard) is always waiting in the wings to spoil everybodys fun, i want the magic of Christmas to last forever, cant somebody please murder January!!!, its a month that really has nothing to offer.

Anonymous said...

Twisted Sister's Xmas record. *shudder*

reach5@hotmail.com

Sea Gypsy said...

The scariest thing about Christmas?
Flying reindeer...man, those things just freak me out.

frogshell@mac.com

Anonymous said...

canneryrowdoc@yahoo.com

the scariest thing about Christmas is how broke you'll be after its all over.

Anonymous said...

The scariest thing about Christmas is seeing some of my relatives. You can pick your friends, but you really can't pick your family.

mrodri64@gmail.com

Amber said...

The scariest thing about Christmas is trying to get everyone a gift they will love - it can be so daunting!
Thank you for the giveaway :)
hurdler4eva(at)gmail(dot)com

sweetsue said...

The scariest thing is the weight I gain from Christmas cookies and mashed potatoes. It shows up directly on my hips.
smchester at gmail dot com

Annie1 said...

Oh.......the scariest thing about Christmas is definitely and without question having the family under one roof!

I dred that part lol


thanks

nancyrobster@gmail.com

Aleksandra said...

Scariet thing is all the CONSTANT eating and holiday parties. I love a good party...just not 4 times a week!!

Tina12312 said...

The scariest thing to me this year will be dealing with my son's in-laws on Christmas. On a regular day, they're awfully intolerable but who knows what this day will bring out in them. It gives me the shivers and you can bet we'll be bringing booze. Thank you!

mmentor said...

sign me up

ZOMBIE HAYES said...

Scariest thing about Christmast is: the thought of a man coming down our chimney while we are asleep!!

hch91@hotmail.com

Genny said...

In-laws!

mverno said...

all the present that are required mverno@roadrunner.com

cookiert said...

The scariest thing about Christmas is Santa - just ask any toddler!

cookiert at yahoo

buddyt said...

The scariest thing about Christmas is the crowds of last minute buyers you get trapped in if you leave your purchases too late. It is enough to turn anyone into a hermit and give the stronger hearted permanent Mall-phobia !

Thank heaven for Internet shopping.

Barry41076 said...

The thing that scares me the most about Christmas is people coming home after being drunk and have a car wreck.

jmcharries said...

My family! I work all year to avoid most of them and then are all unleashed at Christmas. Crazy People!

jmcharries@cox.net

Joe said...

The scariest thing about X-Mas is the awkward feeling of seeing all your relatives and hoping the time passes by fast so you can go home and play with all your new X-mas presents.

hutchisonjoe@aol.com

maweisberg said...

i would love to win this

guettel78 said...

I was going to be clever and on-topic and say that the scariest thing about Christmas is the post-present-opening "Garbage Day" :) But I'll go with the Christmas Eve service at my hometown church, which always ends up veering wildly between doomsday prophecies and Stepford-like cheer. Needless to say I look forward to it every year!

linett said...

The scaries thing about X-Mas is my family all pretendint to have a good time, when you know they want to be somewhere else, and leaves you wondering why I bother with them

Jeremy said...

I agree with Zombie Hayes - the scariest thing is some dude in a disguise watching you all year, putting your name on a list, breaking into your home by climbing down your chimney in the middle of the night, eating your cookies and drinking your milk. And everybody is cool with that!

Michael said...

The scariest thing about christmas? The fact that I get no pleasure out of giving gifts, I only get it from receiving them!

toughturtles said...

the scariest thing is fruitcake its kind of like Soilet Green

Eric Rollins said...

The song lyrics of Santa Claus is Coming to Town are really creepy when you think about it but what is really scarry is the idea of some guy in the dark, while you're asleep creeping around your house.

Ken said...

I'm creeped out by those sinister little elves. As the song says, "Short people got no reason to live". Please accept my entry. Thank you.

Cary G said...

Some of them people at Walmart are pretty damned scary.

Justin Gall said...

Christmas with my girlfriends family. SCARY

Molly C. said...

Trying to get everything done before the big day gets here.

Nickolay said...

The scariest thing is knowing that you are going to have to repeat the same short speech about whats new with you to every single person you talk to at all the gatherings. I hate that

jason(at)allworldautomotive(dot)com

Dustin Sain said...

Scary...a holiday you don't believe in making you buy shit you can't afford for people who don't give a fuck about it. Getting a gift for someone you love a great. It's extremely satisfying to get something that means alot to someone close to you. But the gifts you buy out of obligation to not offend someone frightens me. Just think, what other holiday can make you spend money on someone you don't even speak to out of fear that you may hurt the feelings of someone you don't see or speak to the other 360+ days of the year. That's is fear.

Anonymous said...

Family!!!

shanebrown666@hotmail.com

roseh2o19 said...

the scariest thing about xmas is having to get together with family

Jason said...

I have never seen a Christmas horror flick, to make up for that I am attending a one night grindhouse screening of the original Silent Night, Deadly Night! I hope it is everything I have dreamed about and more!

steinjam81@gmail.com

turboterp said...

The scariest thing about *my* Christmas this year is my decision to put up a HUGE live decorated tree even though I also have a HUGE rambunctious 90 pound dog. There have already been three close calls and Christmas is still three days away. Pray for me.

Happy Holidays!

Miss Freddy said...

I would have to say the little drummer boy claymation has always disturbed me...the distraught expression he makes with his eyebrows especially freaks me out!

ilovefreddy1428@live.com

kat said...

The scarest thing about Christmas is that having all the family together and waiting for a full- fleg fight. Merry Christmas, huh Always ending up arguing.

vvb32 reads said...

weird jello concoction at the potluck table

vvb32 at yahoo.com

Jeff said...

COAL!

Alex said...

The concept of Santa Claus is pretty terrifying when you think about it. Just the thought of some guy going from house to house essentially breaking in is damn creepy.

alex@horror-101.com

K-Fleet said...

A zombie baby Jesus would be the scariest thing about Christmas.

Kris
kfleet1@cox.net
www.sideshowreview.com

Love the blog, dude.

Dave said...

The scariest thing about Christmas is how stealthily it sneaks up on you like a silent, deadly ninja. I remember thinking how I have plenty of time to shop and get ready for Christmas. Yet here we are 2 days away and I have tons of things to finish. How the heck did that happen? Scary! Thanks for the cool yule give-away.

Anonymous said...

Fruitcake!

theyyyguy@yahoo.com

erma said...

Traveling is the scariest thing about Christmas.
erma.hurtt@sbcglobal.net

Hotsnotty2 said...

Gelatin molds with marshmallows or hunks of fruit in them, what possesses people to make these monstrosities?! Thanks!

Hotsnotty2@hotmail.com

ShesAnAngel said...

OH man the scariest thing about christmas is Santa, let's face it he's a creepy individual even though most people won't admit it. Thanx so much for this contest, I am the biggest fan ever of Silent Night Deadly Night movies, I can't wait till my kids get old enough to see them!!!!!

justine417@comcast.net

Pat Connors said...

Facing the crowds for that needed perfect toy on Black Friday.

risanjax@metrocast.net

chromiumman said...

families coming to visit

Erica C. said...

The scariest thing about christmas is that parents will wait in line for hours so that their kid can sit on a stranger's lap, just so the kid can tell this stranger what his/her biggest want is! So weird!

Anonymous said...

Any mall parking lot is the scariest thing about Christmas.

Thanks for the giveway,
gordyneve(at)yahoo.com

wendy said...

The scariest thing for me are those Salvation Army Bell Ringers....ever take a real good look into their eyes?

madamerkf at aol dot com

Ardy22 said...

The scariest thing about xmas for me is digging out of all the debt I incur for gifts!

singermagic1 said...

since we do a really simple Hanukkah the holidays are simple and easy, but I use to be married to a type A ultra perfect type who had to have a perfect christmas but never wanted to give me any money to buy the gifts and never wanted to help out putting the big toys together, I think he though ti just all appeared put together and wrapped up, that was stressful

singermagic1(at)yahoo(dot)com

the sneering (homo-phobic) snob said...

Merry Christmas, have a great time.

blueviolet said...

Spending time with extended family.
doot65[at]comcast{dot}net

Anonymous said...

Chances of fires because of frayed or defective Christmas lighting.

flashlight13114 [at] yahoo [dot] com

Oneangel said...

Not being with the one you love-thats pretty scary :(

Tammy said...

The scaryest thing is fruitcake

Maja said...

family, in-laws especially

Annemarie said...

The christmas party at the office and having to make small talk with certain co-workers you don't like!

annemarie562000(at)yahoo(dot)com

john ferris said...

The scariest thing about Christmas is the bills coming in the day after Christmas.
John Ferris
guapo1317@live.com

Anonymous said...

Trying to find the right gifts for people

jim.coyne2@verizon.net

jim said...

jimmybrogdon2@gmail.com

the scariest thing is that christmas shopping after thanksgiving

packerfantimmy said...

The scariest thing about Christmas is having to deal with all the people that I can not stand 364 days out of the year and figuring out how NOT to punch a few in the mouth. Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year!
titletowntreasures(AT)yahoo(DOT)com

Jinxy and Me said...

Elves!

ccboobooy(charity) said...

The scariest thing is having uninvited guest stop by. I hate when someone just shows up.

beshe said...

the scariest thing about christmas to me is the cleanup!!

bemiss2@gmail.com

kathy pease said...

i would have to say spening time with the inlaws is the scariest :o

dvice said...

The scariest thing is the zombies

purango said...

The scariest thing is the crowds at the mall. garrettsambo@aol.com

lilyk said...

The scariest thing about Christmas is not knowing what presents you'll receive.

Gianna said...

The amount of spending that happens for just one day!