Friday, January 15, 2010

The Killer Klowns Kaption Kontest!



It's been a few weeks since I last held a giveaway and I figured what better time than now - when Fright Rags shirts are only $10 a piece!! - to hold another one. Yes, you heard me right, all regular Fright Rags shirts are a mere $10 a piece, now through January 22nd or while supplies last, and for such a cheap price I decided to shell out a few bucks to get one of my favorite shirts of all time into one of my readers hands. The Killer Klowns shirt (seen above) is a size medium and you're gonna have to earn it! Below you will find an image from the cult classic, and one of my favorite horror/comedies of all time, Killer Klowns From Outer Space. All you've gotta do is leave a comment with the best caption you can come up with for that photo. Be sure to also include your e-mail address. The contest is open to everyone and will run through next Friday, the 22nd, and next weekend I will choose the funniest/best caption for the win.



Good luck and stay tuned to Fright Rags in the month of February for SEVEN brand new designs!!

52 comments:

Brian said...

"LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!"

krazymofo73@yahoo.com

Chris Hallock said...

"Well, the drain's clogged up again. Say, ever thought about moonlighting as a plumber's snake?"

Chris Hallock said...

crap
my email is hallockc@gmail.com

James said...

Just when Debbie thought that was the worst mildew she'd ever seen... She soon swore to never use discount bathroom cleaner again...

Wings said...

"Why do I always get fixed up with the weirdos? Look, her sweater is torn, even!"

wings1295@gmail.com

Andre said...

That's odd....it smells like a mini clown head attached to the devil's anus by a slimy purple umblical cord...ugh I TOLD Mike to light a candle after!


andredumas14@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Before meeting the parents, Tiffany neglected to tell her parents that in addition to having a handicap, her new beau was also a juggalo.

--Stephanie
twostellas@yahoo.com

Sarah from Scare Sarah said...

"Your hair smells good."

scaresarah@googlemail.com

Cins said...

To earn some extra cash, the Death Star's trash compactor monster took up a side job as a birthday clown.

Cins said...

Oh, and..
edengarg@hotmail.com

Courtney Wyant said...

I know, we should get back to our dates...but first, how is my hair and make up?



woodironcrew@yahoo.com

Chris Tanski said...

Christ, Jeff Dunham has taken to performing in people's bathrooms now.

Matthew said...

"Didn't your mommy ever tell you to leave the lid down?!"

Matthew said...

"Didn't your mommy ever tell you to leave the lid down?!"

uncoveredfilms@gmail.com

oneofthelivingdead said...

Damnit! my roomates always come home right when i'm going try out my new vibrator.
Josh
oneofthelivingdead@yahoo.com

B-Movie Becky said...

Rape is no laughing matter...unless you're being raped by a Klown!

I can't fully take credit for that, as it was on a t-shirt from T-shirt Hell, but I think it works well here.

rebeccamariesayers@gmail.com

dougie fresh said...

Tara had no idea, that when she told her date he would be getting a little head, what was in store for her.


dmil33@optonline.net

oducerproducer said...

oductionproductions@yahoo.com

I got this clown condom for you, i'm glad it fits, looked a lil big.

mverno said...

i'd like to get my teeth into that one
mverno@roadrunner.com

deb c said...

Honey, what did you put in my coffee, I'm feeling a little strange.

intomist said...

Just when you thought it was safe to go to the bathroom...

Annie1 said...

"Do my teeth look clean to you???"


ty

nancyrobster@gmail.com
(in Canada)

Courtney said...

judging by the look on your face, I guess I do taste funny...

Scoob said...

i knew there was something funny about that fiber brand.



scoobydude_md@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Debbie thinks she's finally relieved of her extreme constipation, but this night will take a bizzare twist when she finds herself attached to a Killer Klown from Outer Space... This week on I didn't know I was impregnated by aliens!

TocMikeD said...

"You know what I hate? A guy with a big red...Yikes...he's standing right behind me isn't he?"

toc_productions@yahoo.com

joni said...

"Is that the Good Humor truck I see coming?"
dolniaks[at]consolidated[dot]net

Deborah said...

Not even gonna try to top Cins!!! Genius!!!!

Anonymous said...

So that is what crawled our your ass-No worder it stinks so bad in the restroom all the time

Anonymous said...

"well, I never!"

"i know, what a b*tch, huh? F*cking Eleanor."

paul henry
paul.perez@georgfischer.com

Hush said...

"You could run, but you can't hide."

e-mail: wasteland@rocketmail.com


thanks!

M said...

Ever feel like you're being watched?

mrodri64@gmail.com

Rhonny Reaper said...

Clown: Hey Baby, Why don't we re-arrange the alphabet and put U and I together!

Girl: Oh great, Im getting hit on by John Wayne Gacy on crack!

RhonnyReaper@yahoo.com

shelley said...

OMG! This contest is great. My brother loved this movie when he was little. I looked everywhere for this movie or something with this movie on it and couldn't find it anywhere. I would love to win this for him! It would be great!

Nickolay said...

Everyone at Hasbro had a pretty good idea that a "Jack in the toliet" would never be a huge seller


jason(at)allworldautomotive(dot)com

Courtney said...

Cornered, Jan had to decide if she was really buying a magazine subscription or just feeding this clowns cotton candy habits....


woodironcrew@yahoo.com

codi said...

"Killer Klown? Wheww...more like Killer Breath!"

Missy said...

This is why I hate blind dates , she has spinach in her teeth !

seksi_missy [at] hotmail [dot] com

erma said...

Ma this is my boyfriend.
erma.hurtt@sbcglobal.net

Steve said...

Never look before you flush.


slewi020@odu.edu

kerri69 said...

Now how about partying with some real clowns sweety

the sneering (homo-phobic) snob said...

Johnny, check out "Soiled Sinema`s" reveiw of this film for a truly hilarious comment from "the hamster", you`ll fall about laughing when you read it, i`m not kiddin`.

guettel78 said...

"Hey, Tonya Harding, turn around! I'm what you're going to look like in 10 years!" :)

gkaufmanss@yahoo.com

john ferris said...

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM HIDEOUS?"
"HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN A GOOD LOOK AT YOUR SELF IN THE MIRROR LATELY?"
JOHN FERRIS
GUAPO13172LIVE.COM

barbara said...

Thanks for the great contest!
bahjeep@aol.com

FDP 4 Life said...

HEY BABY, GIVE ME A KISS!

DEBIJOT said...

"Yeah, that's my cousin, he starred in Aliens."

missrantsypants said...

"So, wait..you said I just take a left on third street.."


clarkmurdock@yahoo.com

memetu said...

DENTAL HEALTH INSURANCE POSTER CHILD
metu18 AT hotmail DOT com

Gianna said...

You don't think she's seen Psycho do you?

Nik Holmes said...

Killer Klowns - ribbed for HER pleasure.

nik@nikholmes.com

Nik Holmes said...

"What do you mean funny? Funny how? Like I'm a clown? I amuse you?"



OR



"Violent J had been hitting the faygo hard of late"


OR


"Debbies spiralling PEZ addiction was about to come back to bite her. Literally."


Since the deadline has passed I thought I'd throw a couple more out there, each as spectacularly unfunny as the last...