Friday, June 25, 2010

Adrienne King Presents, Crystal Lake Wines

Up until this point, Crystal Lake's greatest export has been Jason Voorhees. Adrienne King, Final Girl from Friday the 13th and perhaps the greatest adversary of the Voorhees family, is aiming to change that, with her new private label of wine she's dubbed Crystal Lake Wines. Produced and bottled by one of the oldest wineries in Southern Oregon, Crystal Lake Wines are availabe in the form of a Cabernet Sauvignon and a Chardonnay. Take a look at the labels below, lest you think these are a name only tie-in to the Friday franchise, which by the way celebrates its 30th anniversary this year. I should also note that these labels feature artwork done by King herself.


This wine has the classic cab flavors of black current, plum, herbs, and peppers, perfectly balanced with a touch of vanilla oak and moderately firm tannins.


This wine is loaded with flavors of pear, pineapple, and has a wonderful crisp finish. This is a perfect wine for your summer picnic!

Each bottle is $20 a piece, with a minimum order of two bottles, and each will come hand signed by Adrienne King. To place an order, call Valley View Winery between 11am and 5pm Pacific Time at (800) 781-9463.

Is it just me or would a signed bottle of one of these make for one of the coolest horror display pieces out there?


Morphine said...

This is amazing! I love anything Jason, and I live in Oregon, which for once is a cool thing. Haha.

The Frog Queen said...

Been there, good wine. Definaetly worth the $20. Oh, yeah I am talking about the red....FQ does not drink white...I like my wine blood colored! :)


Jason said...

I have not been there but i know where the town is. Next time I am down there I got to check it out!

James said...

Wow. This is so cool. I wonder if they ship overseas... ;o)

Wings said...

Hah! These are awesome!