Sunday, October 10, 2010

I Spent My Night Beating Zombies To Death With a Purple Dildo

Oh and they were frozen solid thanks to my trusty fire extinquisher, allowing me to smash them to pieces Jason X style. And I was wearing a pretty pink camisole while doing it*. In other words, go fucking buy Dead Rising 2 right now if you haven't yet. It's an absolute blast and unlike most video games, it never gets old, even long after you've finished all the missions. Hell, you don't even have to do any of the missions if you'd rather just roam around the various locations, spray painting zombies and exploring the absolutely endless ways of dispatching their undead asses, be it with the afformentioned dildo, a paddle with chainsaws affixed to each end or a plain old reliable boomstick. My fellow zombie fans, you should not deprive yourself of this for another second. Take 60 bucks out of your piggy bank and go shamble on over to Best Buy TODAY!


*I should probably clarify that my in game character was wearing the camisole, not me personally. Regardless, it was pretty rude of you to judge me up there.


inSain9876 said...

I plan on getting this ASAP. Add me on XBOX. insain9876. Destroying zombies with friends is way more fun.

Johnny said...

I have PS3 =(