Saturday, October 9, 2010

Ripped From The Tabloids : Frankenstein Busted!

Pretty funny little news report I clipped from The Examiner last week ....



HE's ALIVE! Frankenstein reportedly got busted at a country music concert for gettin' drunk, gettin' rowdy and wreckin' a police car.

Forrest Frankenstein Jr. - yes, he IS the son of Frankenstein and DOES boast a nasty gash like the movie monster - then reportedly turned into a monster after getting drunk at a Toby Keith concert in Cincinnati, Ohio.

The junior Frankenstein, 39, reportedly approached Hamilton County sheriff's deputies and declared : "If I had a knife, I would stab you."

Deputies quickly cuffed him and shoved him into the back of a police car. Then, living up to his name, Frankenstein reportedly threw a tantrum, kicking out one of the cruiser's windows and beating his head into another window until cops had to take him to the ER.

After he was treated, Frankenstein was charged with menacing, vandalism and disorderly conduct. No word on whether Igor the humpback bailed him out.


stonerphonic said...

only in America...

Highly Caffeinated said...

I think it would be an interesting study to see how growing up with a name like Frankenstein would affect your behaviour. While this article could almost answer that, typically I find people to be the opposite of their names, like all the rude, negative and lost women I've ever met named Joy or Hope or Harmony.

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