OUT ON DVD OCTOBER 12TH
Beautiful girls are in danger. At Sunny Beach, a huge shark is waiting for his prey. College students Miki and Mai arrive on a private beach on a tropical island. They can’t find the hotel where they booked their reservations, and have gotten hopelessly lost, until a handsome young man shows up, offering to take them to his lodge. But something is not right about the place. The owner’s fingernails are tainted with blood and Miki feels something sinister lurking nearby.
Wow, it's been a while since i've seen a movie this painful. Half of Psycho Shark consists of two Japanese girls filming each others boobs and telling one another how good they look in their new bikinis, all while babbling like retarded children. The other half consists of one of those girls watching footage of the last group of girls that were at the hotel, footage that consists of them too filming one anothers boobs and telling each other how good they look, all while babbling like retarded children. The girl then rewinds this footage over and over, forcing us to watch all of this nonsensical bullshit at least three or four times. And then we find out that the owner, who is so awesome that he gets every girl that stays at the hotel to fall madly in love with him within seconds, has a penchant for stabbing girls and throwing them into the water, where they are eaten by a big shark. And then, in one of the most amazing displays in the history of terrible CGI, we finally get our first glimpse (aside from a couple earlier shots of a CGI fin swimming around) at the big shark as he comes flying out of the water. It's a shot that will be one of the first images to pop up if you Google the movie - just don't be fooled into thinking the whole movie is gonna be this awesomely bad!
Even at a mere hour and 10 minutes, Psycho Shark is the most mind numbing and pointless screener i've been sent this year - and I get sent some pretty awful shit. The only reason I even sat there and watched the entire thing is because I promised myself to watch all screeners in their entirety, no matter how bad they are. If this were something I rented instead, I would've hit the eject button within mere minutes.
Now if the entire movie had that big CGI shark in it, tearing Japanese chicks in bikinis to shreds, I would've been in bad movie heaven...
4 comments:
More bad movies?? Oh I am happy.
Sorry to hear that this sucked... I love me shark flicks and I love me some Japanese girls in bikinis showing off their hooters. Such a same that the combo was not successfully pulled off. Sigh... guess I'll just have to go and edit in some Japanese porno scenes into JAWS III....
So if we all send you bad movies to review you will force yourself to sit through them... because I got some ones which have bad video, bad audio, bad story, bad lighting, bad acting, etc which were given to me at conventions which might be perfect for you.
Well, if i'm sent a new release screener from a company, I feel I owe it to that company to at least sit through the movie and give it a fair shake. That's what I meant by that. But i'm willing to check anyones movies out, no matter how shitty they look!
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