So if you can't find the Monster Cereals in your area or you get a hankering for delicious nuggets of blue and pink in a month that doesn't start with an O, allow me to change your life for the better. Amazon's got them in stock all year round and they come in packs of 4 for only $13.99, which according to my calculations makes each box a mere $3.49. In these harsh times of rising cereal prices, that aint so bad. Besides, you can't put a price on this shit!
NO, ORDER ME!
NO NO NO, ORDER ME DAMNIT!
You'll thank me when you're sucking blue milk out of your favorite bowl with a straw. Never again will you have to smear Boo Berry chapstick all over your lips in a desperate attempt to mimic that taste. I've been there. And it aint pretty.