Win A Handmade Human Centipede Scarf ... Right Here, Right Now!!

First off, for anyone who might've missed it, I announced the winner of the 2011 Christmas stocking over on the Freddy In Space Facebook page last night. That winner is Jeff Rego (check out his blog!), a longtime reader and supporter of the blog who somehow manages to find time between raising three kids and working two jobs to read my stupidity day in and day out. For that, he must be commended.

Huge thanks to all who entered, you should quite frankly all be commended (perhaps committed) for spending far too much of your time on here. All of your comments on that post have filled me with plenty enough inspiration to continue doing what i've been doing. As i've said many times in the past, I rarely see a dime as a result of doing this and it's positive comments and e-mails from you folks that keep me going and make all the work more than worth it. So thank you and I love you all!

Now that we're caught up to speed, it's time for a brand new giveaway. I wanted to offer up something really awesome to you folks, this being the week of Christmas and all, and I think i've got just the thing for ya ...



Courtesy of one of the Human Santapede's top elves, Ms. Mandalin Knottyfingers, it's the one and only handmade Human Centipede scarf (a $119 value!), guaranteed to keep you warm like only a group of 12 people joined butt hole to mouth hole can. It's all the love and comfort of the centipede, without all that pesky shit and blood. Made from soft acrylic yarn, measuring 84"x5" and coming equipped with a hand embroidered digestive tract, I think it's safe to say this is one scarf that'll make all your friends totally jealous of the awesomeness you have wrapped around your body on those bitter winter nights. In fact, it's the only scarf ever made that's 100% Freddy approved! Aint that right, Fred?


Well, at least it hides some of my scuff marks ...

Santapede wants to hand deliver this most badass of gifts directly to you on Christmas morning, so here's all you need to know in order to ensure that it's your chimney that he crawls down!

To enter, leave a comment below with your e-mail address and the answer to the following question ...

- Other than the Centipede scarf, what horror related item would you most like to find under your Christmas tree this year?

Deadline for entries is midnight Christmas morning. Good luck to all and Merry Christmas from Freddy In Space and the super talented Mandalin Knottyfingers, who thankfully for us uses her talents to bring to us some seriously bizarre and awesome shit. She's the Dr. Heiter of crocheting and I strongly encourage you to show your thanks for her hand making this scarf specifically to give it away for free to one of you guys by checking out her Etsy shop Knottyfingers, where you'll find all kinds of "adorably rotten gifts and collectibles for geeks and freaks", including a handmade crocheted Re-Animator doll!!