Sunday, April 8, 2012

The Most Unintentionally Creepy Department Store Easter Bunnies Of All Time!

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There's something inherently creepy about department store Easter bunnies, is there not? Much like a clown, you just know there's a real human being hiding behind the cheerful facade and chances are, given the fucked up society we live in, that most of those jolly faux bunnies are not as good and wholesome as they may appear. And yet there those possible pedophiles and drug addicts are, getting paid to take pictures with your children on their laps, held up in high regard as if they truly are Peter Cottontail himself. I don't know about you, but that gives me a serious case of the willies.

That said, some mall Easter bunnies are a lot creepier than others. Here are just a handful of those unintentionally creepy hoppers that somehow manage to be far creepier than anyone who has slapped on a bunny suit and actually gone out of their way to try and be creepy. I'm looking at you, James Duval.

Enjoy this pictorial look at the dark side of the Easter bunny!

*Yes, that was the same intro from the creepy Mall Santas post from last year, only with all Santa references replaced by bunny references.   I liked it and it fit here, so why fix what aint broke?!

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I leave you with a little short film from Drew Daywalt, the master of abbreviated terrors who seems to have a short film for every occasion.  It's called The Easter Bunny Is Eating My Candy and if you weren't already creeped out proper by my above efforts, then Daywalt's more than got ya covered.


Happy Easter one and all!

2 comments:

MidNite CinePhile said...

Ha ha! Awesome! I was actually going to do a very similar article today....but after seeing this, I'm just going to direct folks to check out yours! Awesome stuff!

Creepy Glowbugg said...

Thanks so much for the Easter morning guffaw with an incredibly high creep factor. My husband and I were just commenting on the creepy/lame bunny costumes on the tv this morning. You win!
Those rabbits are foul in every sense of the word!