Greetings, cretins! It is I, Skeletor, ruler of Snake Mountain! I've been waterboarding your usual host here on Freddy In Space for the past several hours, and after much pain and torture, that little chump handed over the blog's password to me on a silver platter. I knew that bearded twit was a pussy, just like that good for nothing He-Man! MYAH!!
Ya see, the reason Panthor and I are here on this shitty horror blog tonight is because we've decided to take over this week's Vintage Video Of The Week programming. We've had enough of that horror nonsense, so tonight we wanted to present you little slimeballs with a true piece of vintage gold. So kneel before me and pay close attention!!
The year was 1986. As a way of promoting their newest line of Masters of the Universe toys, Mattel took over an Indiana mall one fine summer day and displayed the entire line for all to see, in a special effects filled extravaganza of epic proportions. I was busy at the time, kicking He-Bitch's ass all over Eternia, so they sent along that inbred fool Hordak to walk around like a putz and attempt to scare the little kiddies. They may look scared, but I assure you they're just running away from his wretched body odor!
But enough of this space filling banter. Enjoy the video, you filthy beasts. When you're done, I'll let loose your Grizzlor looking host, so he can wrap this post up with some of his usual unfunny idiotic stupidity! MYAH!!!
Thanks, bonehead. Jokes on you, because I'm totally cool with Masters of the Universe themed content being posted here on Freddy In Space, and you took a load off my shoulders by writing this week's Vintage Video post up for me. So MYAH to you, blue bastard!!
Is that not the greatest video ever in the history of videos? Thankfully, some father had the sense to film it back then, and his son had the sense to upload it onto YouTube years later. It fills me with so much nostalgic joy to watch this, and I am so thankful to that family for preserving this piece of vintage awesomeness. It is you two that I kneel before tonight!
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Your welcome :) - sammyb7883
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