Monday, October 15, 2012

10 Horror Movie Tie-In Products I Wish They'd Make!

I don't remember why exactly the thought came into my head, but as I was walking around killing time and pretending to be doing something at work a couple weeks back, the thought of a Critters Chia Pet popped into my head.  From there, my mind was off to the races, and I of course turned that weirdo random thought into blogging fodder, as I often do with weirdo thoughts that enter my brain.  Blogging Tip : learn to look at EVERYTHING as a potential blog post!

After coming up with several other horror movie tie-in products over the course of the rest of the day, I got home from work and immediately shot over a Facebook message to Frank Browning, the Photoshop master that I often go to when I've got ideas like these.  I knew that if anyone was capable of turning these ideas into something I could actually post here on the blog, it was Frank.  As always, Frank came through, and even came up with a few awesome concepts that I hadn't even thought of.

So here's yet another kickass joint venture between Mr. Browning and myself ...
 
10 HORROR MOVIE TIE-IN PRODUCTS THAT WE WISH WOULD ACTUALLY GET MADE!
 
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6 comments:

Peter Podgursky said...

I want a Critters Chia pet soooo bad.

Fred [The Wolf] said...

*Dead*

Too funny and too awesome.

Caffeinated Joe said...

I like the Voorhees Floaties and Marshmallow Stuff!!! Cool idea!

Liz R. said...

I love these so so much! Someone make 'em happen! I want The Marshmallow Stuff and the Chia Critter!

Ryan Searles said...

This is pretty great overall, but the dosage instructions on "Never Sleep Again" are pure perfection. Well done.

Sarah Queen said...

I love love love this post! I would buy that pregnancy test in a minute, and a whole fleet of chia pet critters! Do we know anyone who could make one of those critters? That's such a rad idea!